I’ve searched high and low; I know there was a Pit rant about them about a month back, but I can’t find it.
Paris: You are gorgeous! Absolutely stunning. And rich as fuck on top of it. Great opportunities! Lucky you! Instead of USING your ASSETS and multiplying your assets exponentially (for future Hilton heirs to enjoy instead of it stopping at your bank account), not to mention USING this great opportunity called life to get everything you can from it, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DUMB SLUTTY CUNT who seems to only be a parasite on everything your ancestors worked so hard for and “coasting” through life? You make SUCH a bad name for yourself; I’m sure you don’t even realize it. I’m fortunate enough to say I can travel quite a bit. Honestly, you’re SO DISGUSTING TO ME that I would PURPOSELY not book a hotel at the Hilton, because G-d forbid ONE FUCKING CENT OF MY MONEY goes toward such a DUMB FUCKING COW like you.
How is it that such a rich family has turned out such a fucking EMBARRASSMENT? Trust me, Chicky, your grandpa worked FUCKING HARD to begin the empire. You should be GRATEFUL for it and use your money and fame in the best ways possible. Look at Diana's sons (Harry and William). EVERYTHING is at their feet. EVERYTHING. But they act respectably and do their best not to shame the family. Your actions are BLATANT and possible passive agressive behaviour towards the Hiltons.
Do you do it on purpose to be SUCH A FUCKING OBNOXIOUS IDIOT or does it just come naturally? Surely if your name pops up on my email junk, it must pop up on yours. Don't tell me that you're not aware of all the internet sites touting your naked, drugged, drunken ass being a fucking WHORE. You would think someone would have enough pride to make an EFFORT to clean themselves up and at least APPEAR to be respectable.
**Nicole Richie**: Jesus Christ! How did Lionel HAVE such a child? Your father worked his ass of to get to where he is now. By all (quick) calculations, you were born at the height of his solo carreer. I don't know where your mother is, if your parents are still together, or WHAT THE FUCK happened to you. But for FUCKS SAKES. I can't BELIEVE your audacity. Pull it together, girl. I would think that with your [upcoming but now past](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/nrichie1.html) arraignment (which was rescheduled for June 6 ~ after your TV stint) for a felony heroin charge, you would have the brains and/or legal advice to NOT BE A DUMB TWAT anymore. Apparently not. I guess since we haven't heard anything about it since, your EXPENSIVE lawyers got you off. That's ONE case where money will get you something. I have yet to see a lawyer buy someone common sense.
You two fucking idiots think it's FUNNY when you pull your shit. It's not. I'm stunned every time I see your new antics. Fuck up a small-town's burger joint by putting on the marquee something to the effect of "1/2 Price Anal Salty Weiner Bugers". Fuck up a small-town dairy farmer by wasting gallons of his milk in the name of fun. Fuck up the name of a small-town family whose members' names (which is most of what you count on in these kinds of towns) are ruined when they vouch for you being capable of doing such easy tasks.
You think it's funny when you cost people money. No, stealing a birdhouse for a mother's day present is NOT commendable. It's disgusting. Why don't you do your chores in the house as a "gift", if that's all you can muster. Shit I was 6 years old and had no money but I did better than that. You show not only that you're ignorant of how life REALLY is, but disrespect for people who didn't have it as good as you. They weren't BORN into money. They WORKED for it. Something you OBVIOUSLY have no clue about. And nothing you've done so far has showed that you have any intention of learning about it. You're more obsessed with how good you look on the dancefloor, grinding like a stripper, than improving yourselves. More obsessed with cute outfits for you and your bitch, and your dog, than how YOU APPEAR TO THE REST OF THE WORLD.
**The Simple Life** took advantage of your beauty and your PURE STUPIDITY to make you and the producers richer. Yeah, you've got more money to go on shopping sprees at Prada. You could have taken ADVANTAGE of the situation and LEARNED from it. But you went on your HAPPY LITTLE way, and continued to think that "cute & rich gets you everywhere". Are you satisfied to live dumb your whole lives? **"Beauty fades, dumb is forever" famous Judge Judy quote which is most fitting** You're a SERIOUS waste of oxygen. What you don't understand is YOUR NAME IS MUD! You come off as the most IDIOTIC people to ever walk the face of the planet. If there's dumber than you, I haven't seen it. Correction: Jessica Simpson is right up there... She thinks Buffalo wings come from the animal, not the city. Nick - "Buffaloes don't have wings." Jessica - "I never thought of that."
**Me**: Why do I watch such crap? I know that it's sorta like slowing down to see the carnage of a real bad traffic accident. But why do I SATISFY them? Why do I tune into a station whose advertisers are BANKING on me watching this crap? WHY? Why did my fiancé and I rent a quaint little chalet up north for a few days, and on the night of December 30th inevitably spend 2 hours of our time watching this shit? Cause I can't fucking believe it. I can't fucking believe the waste. I can't fucking believe what I'd do with those looks and that money. I can't fucking believe the ignorance. No excuse, I know. Just the reason.
YOUR IGNORANCE is why we watch the show. We can't BELIEVE how FUCKING DUMB and IGNORANT you are! Not 'cause you're beautiful. Not 'cause you're rich. 'Cause you're DUMB. Your LOW IQ is what makes the show worth watching; we're LAUGHING at you. We're not jealous or ENVIOUS of you. And PS, neither is your host family. I'm sure they'll be glad when you're gone and things get back to normal. I hope to all fuck that they got paid a SHITLOAD of money to put up with your scummy asses. And once you ARE gone, I'm sure they'll be grateful that they're themselves and NOT YOU. You THINK you have it all, but you're missing the MAJOR component that money can't buy ~ BRAINS.
Oprah is rich as all hell. She's one smart cookie. Given, I don't watch her show much anymore. I liked her old style better when she would actually GO into the audience with her mic. But I respect her. She's got a head on her shoulders and she's got money; and she's using BOTH. All power to her.
If I was your parent, I'd give you such a hard kick in the ass you wouldn't believe it. GROW THE FUCK UP. WHAT do you MEAN you don't know what TAXES are? What do you MEAN you don't know WHAT TO DO WITH A PAYCHEQUE? If you're this stupid, honestly, I'd apply to be a ward of the state. You shouldn't even be trusted making everyday decisions. It's an accident that you're still alive.
How can I get a copy of this to them? I REALLY want them to read it. If not to absorb what I've said, at least so that it's been said to them ~ though I'm sure I wouldn't be the first nor the last to make the point.
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