OK, so when I moved to this apartment in January, I needed to get online. However, to contact the ISP I’d used before moved to the dorms (mmm, free high speed internet), I needed to get online. So, despite all the awful things I’d heard about AOL over the years, I picked up a free trial disk from my work. It didn’t totally suck, but I contacted my old ISP (SurfBest, if you want to know) and signed on with them, 'cause they’re a lot cheaper than AOL and I can use my own browser window and all that lovely stuff.
Fast-forward to today. I’m checking my checking account online, making sure I have enough money to get groceries (mmm, pickled ginger), and I scroll down a bit and really look at some of the charges for the first time. I find that last month, there were not just one, but TWO charges of $23.90 to my account, from “POS PURCHASE AOL*ONLINE.” I’m not sure who I’m more angry at - myself, for thinking that if I just uninstalled the software and didn’t connect, they woudn’t charge me, or the fucking bastards at AOL for charging me for their fucking crap-ass internet service that I’m not even fucking USING! Grrr.
So, tommorow (well, actually, later today) I get to call the bank (provided I get up before they close) and whine to them about this, and/or call up AOL and (if I get a Real Person) whine to THEM about this. Stupid fucking AOL. It’s not like I have $47.80 just laying around to give to them - I can think of quite a few things I’d rather spend the money on. But nooooo, they just automatically take - STEAL, one might say - out of my account. And conceal it so well that I didn’t notice for weeks! Stupid fucking bastards. I hope they they go bankrupt in SUCH a scandal, that decades later, people will referr to a corrupt company as an “AOL.” Oh, and that the balls/boobs of the people in charge, would shrivel up and drop off. (And yes, I know that the proper female corresponding bodypart would be ovaries, but some women might not mind their ovaries shrivelling up, while boobs would be more of a concern. And it makes it make more sense. So there.)
…Yeah, I think that’s it. You may tear this post apart now. Keeping in mind that it’s 6:30AM and my eyes aren’t quite focusing at their best after (yet another) night in front of the computer, so I might have misspelled some stuff or something.