Well, I don’t have a problem with unions in general (although their rhetoric gets a little tiring sometimes, I believe they do indeed serve a useful and important purpose in some fields).
However, I hate our local grad student instructor union. You should hear THEIR rherotic–you’d think university oppression and abuse was on the level of a turkish prison. It would be laughable if it weren’t for the fact that it’s a closed shop and I had to pay dues. And I want to vomit when they do things like refuse to hand in student grades. That’s right, punish the students, who have NOTHING to do with your contract.
My problem with grad unions is that these people are in a short-term situation. Academic life awaits you, and for all its problems and frustrations, it is the life of a cultural elite–at least for most of the grads of this university. You will have work freedoms. You will set much of your schedule. You will have autonomy. You will have summers free to pursue other things. And yes, you will be paid a decent living wage. And for the record, while I know this isn’t true at many universities, at this one support to gradate student instructors is relatively generous. No one is living in the bus station due to the stipend.
So to adopt this cloak of the downtrodden doomed political and economic refugee while you try to finish your PhD? I’m not buying it, and I think you’re contributing to compassion fatigue. That’s a crime in itself (well, it will be when I start writing the laws).
I am sick of arguments like “You have to pay us enough to live well.” Oh really? Even though you only have a 40% appointment, you’re getting full tuition paid, and they’re paying for good health benefits on you too? Have you tried that at McDonalds, going in there, only working half-time (or less) but insisting they pay you several thousand dollars per month because that’s what it takes to live well here? No. And same with grad school. Reality is, if you’re going to take a .25 or .40 appointment as a student instructor, you’ll need to have additional alternative funding arranged. I’m sorry, it’s not free. Yes, I know loans suck, would you like to see my school loan balance? It was a decision I made to take on when I decided to pursue a graduate degree. Getting a PhD is not a right, it’s a choice, and it does have some real and opportunity costs.
Grow up, suck it up, finish grading those essays, write your fricking thesis, and get on with life. And stop making me pay dues to your stupid, whining self-righteous organization.