Let’s all hope she gets to pay for the medical bills and vehicular damage resulting from this needless mayhem. Pwoor, pwescious widdle sofa was going to get all wettums.
Lucky thing she was under an overpass, otherwise she might have been struck by a thunderbolt. Next time, invest in a $5.[sup]00[/sup] tarpaulin, you fucking moron!
What a fucking moron. WTF is she doing with a drivers license in the first place? It’s too bad they don’t do IQ tests before giving out licenses. :rolleyes:
I was waiting for this thread. What a fucking idiot.
Ain’t that gal never heard of no Scotchgaard?
Jesus, and all she’s going to get is “improper lane change”? I hope she gets sued out of her ass for this mess!
What a dumb fuck tard.
Won’t somebody please think of the sofa?
Heh - well, welcome, OTA 56x.
I can’t believe this story - luckily there were no serious injuries - what an idiot! Can you imagine what went through her mind as she watched the collisions occur? Had I been her, I would have crawled under a rock. Christ.
I’m merely guessing we can assume she was just transporting the sofa and that it wasn’t a permanent fixture in her truck.
Ha, you can`t get struck by thunder. Lightning maybe…
Dont get me started on Idiot Drivers. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many. Stunts like this take the cake though. Oh my God, its starting to rain - must swerve across four lanes of traffic to reach safety of dry underpass. Dope.
Here ya go, Zenster 
Thun´derbolt n. 1. A shaft of lightning; a brilliant stream of electricity passing from one part of the heavens to another, or from the clouds to the earth.
Blonde - are you kidding? She caused all this trying to get under an overpass; I hate the think of the mayhem involved in getting her under a rock!
And a briefly promising career writing children’s stories comes crashing to earth.
Well, somebody has to bravely step up and post something real stupid and get thrown to the lions, and that brave, stupid person is ME!
While I wasn’t there and haven’t seen any pictures, I might suggest that this dumbass certainly caused crash #1-4, but what kind of idiots #5-24 can’t avoid a pile-up? Sounds like they are all following a little close maybe, especially in the rain? I wonder if anyone on that road had anticipated trouble and thought ahead about possible escape routes? I wonder how many of the 24 simply slammed on the brakes and slid hopelessly into the pile, all the while screaming like little girls? Its not an “accident” if you can avoid it.
I’m sure I am totally wrong about this, so go ahead and heap on the indignation and insults. I probably deserve them.
What a dumbass!
No one mentioned “thunder.”
From Merriam-Webster’s Online Richardsnary:
Main Entry: thun·der·bolt
Pronunciation: -"bOlt
Function: noun
Date: 15th century
1 a : a single discharge of lightning with the accompanying thunder b : an imaginary elongated mass cast as a missile to earth in the lightning flash
Neener neener
But the story left out the most vital piece of information:
Is the sofa okay?
Good one. On my planet we call that a lightning bolt. Alas, the dictionary has no entry for lightning bolt. Stupid Mr. Webster. I was tricked I tell you.:smack:
You know, if I did something this fucking stupid, I would not tell the cops that I was trying to get under the overpass to avoid getting my sofa wet. I probably would have said it was coming loose and I was afraid it would fall out on the road and cause an accident or that I thought I saw an alien ship- anything but that stupid truth. That’s as bad as the moron a few years ago that wrecked her car and killed either herself or someone else while dicking around with her Tamagochi that needed to be fed. Is there no end to the stupidity??
Yes, but it will probably have to involve at least a supernova or, better yet, big crunch.
I hope this person is very young, so as to detract from all the “slam older drivers” posting that has been going on. Of course, if the person is “old” then I will eat a little crow.
Water. Monitor. Worlds colide.