Fugitive Klansman caught in Tel Aviv

[Alessan]

Story here:

A high-ranking white supremacist on the run from US federal authorities was arrested on Monday night in a south Tel Aviv hideout.

33-year-old Micky Louis Mayon, one of America’s 100 Most Wanted criminals, and a member of the Ku Klux Klan, was arrested in a Florentine apartment by the National Immigration Authority’s newly formed Oz enforcement unit.

Mayon is wanted in the US on charges of racist assaults, setting fire to vehicles belonging to federal agents, and a host of violence incidents.

To which I say… the hell? This is the best place he could find to hide out?

So what, now I have to start worrying about the Klan, too?

[The_Second_Stone]

Who the hell would look for a Klansman in Tel Aviv?

[Jackmannii]

Better be on the lookout for Whitey Bulger too.

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

My old man’s a klansman.
What do you think about that?
He wears a klansman’s hood,
He wears a klansman’s hat.
He wears a klansman’s raincoat,
He even wears klansman’s shoes,
And every Saturday evening,
He burns a couple of jews.

[sub]with apologies to the Smothers Brothers[/sub]

[Shirley_Ujest]

Klansman from Tel Aviv would be an awesome band name.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

@Alessan

Story here:

To which I say… the hell? This is the best place he could find to hide out?

So what, now I have to start worrying about the Klan, too?

I guess he thought “hiding amongst the enemy” would be a good plan. Guess not.

[Leaper]

@The_Second_Stone

Who the hell would look for a Klansman in Tel Aviv?

Yeah, I think the OP’s surprise says something about the wisdom of this plan.

[Alessan]

And once more, a proud Aryan falls victim to the lure of Hebrew nookie:

About four months ago, Mayon entered into a romantic relationship with a Jewish Israeli woman, who became pregnant one month ago.

Mayon did not tell his partner that he was a wanted KKK member back in the US.

However, after learning that his girlfriend was pregnant, Mayon decided it was time to reveal his dark past to her. She reportedly reacted with shock, and went on to tip off the authorities to Mayon’s location.

Two things everyone should know about Israeli women:

1. Yes, they ARE that hot.

2. Do not fuck with them. Seriously: don’t.

[Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension]

I find myself wondering which aspect of the situation struck the girlfriend as more shocking and horrible:

1. “Honey, I’m wanted by the FBI”.

or

2. “Honey, I’m in the KKK”.

[Covered_In_Bees]

@Alessan

Two things everyone should know about Israeli women:

1. Yes, they ARE that hot.

If there’s been a more appropriate time to ask for a citation, I don’t know of it. Multiple cites please, in the interest of thoroughness of course.

[EvilTOJ]

+1 to that. I’m sorry I don’t believe your lies that Israeli women are that hot.

[Abby_Emma_Sasha]

Why did the klansman go to Israel?
He heard there was a white sale.
Yeah, I just made it up. Sorry.

[Don_t_Call_Me_Shirley]

@Qadgop_the_Mercotan

My old man’s a klansman.
What do you think about that?
He wears a klansman’s hood,
He wears a klansman’s hat.
He wears a klansman’s raincoat,
He even wears klansman’s shoes,
And every Saturday evening,
He burns a couple of jews.

[sub]with apologies to the Smothers Brothers[/sub]

Comedy Gold Jerry!

[Simplicio]

@Shirley_Ujest

Klansman from Tel Aviv would be an awesome band name.

Ah, I’ve been looking for a name for my new Bluegrass-Klezmer fusion band.

There was an article a while back about an influx of young Eastern European neo-nazi types taking advantage of Israel’s Law of Return by claiming to be Jewish to get out of their own economically depressed countries.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

@EvilTOJ

+1 to that. I’m sorry I don’t believe your lies that Israeli women are that hot.

Claims are useless without pics. Preferably revealing pics.

[Sunspace]

@FoieGrasIsEvil

Claims are useless without pics. Preferably revealing pics.

The last time someone did that, their AK47s (or whatever the guns were) were revealed for all to see.

[Punoqllads]

@Covered_In_Bees

If there’s been a more appropriate time to ask for a citation, I don’t know of it. Multiple cites please, in the interest of thoroughness of course.

Two cites:

Natalie.

Portman.

[Sternvogel]

@Alessan

Two things everyone should know about Israeli women:

1. Yes, they ARE that hot.

2. Do not fuck with them. Seriously: don’t.

Especially if they’re in the Israel Defense Forces.

Plenty of cites.

[Kyla]

@Sternvogel

Especially if they’re in the Israel Defense Forces.

Plenty of cites.

While poking around a bookstore in Jerusalem, I was amused to find that there are “good luck in the army!” and “congratulations on getting out of the army!” greeting cards in Israel.

Some of the former come with condoms.

[robardin]

@Shirley_Ujest

Klansman from Tel Aviv would be an awesome band name.

As would be The Jew Klux Klan.