Submitted for your approval…
My dear, you look quite worn out tonight. A tough day, no doubt, beating down Fenris’s minions. However, now is the time to work all of those tensions out of your body and mind. Relax, remove most of your clothing, and lay down on these cushions on the floor while I get the materials ready…
(Elenfair wearily strips off what little she is wearing, while I retire to the kitchen to warm a bottle of baby oil in a pan of water on the stove)(returns to room when done)
Ahh, you’re ready. Now relax and let your mind go blank for the next hour while I rub those cares away…
(Proceeds to perform a deep, relaxing full-body massage from the tips of the toes to the top of the shoulders - both sides. Ocassional groans and purrs of contentment. Finishes with Elenfair laying on her back while recieving a prolonged and relaxing massage of the temples and neck muscles.)
There, we’re just about done. Now just wait for a moment and I’ll draw your bath.
(Retires to the sumptuous bathroom to fill the oversize tub with medium hot water, dim the lights to a tolerable brightness, and set the music to a level that can just barely be heard)(Return to massage room)
OK, we’re ready. (Guides Elenfair to the tub, helps her in and brings a glass of wine and a really, really raunchy romance novel) Let me know when you’re done, and I’ll come in to help you out and towel you off.
(Returns later to find Elenfair starting to doze off in the tub. Helps her out, applies a brisk towelling to dry her off. Guides her to the bedroom, helps her on with nightshirt and panties. Tucks her into bed. Last act, before leaving the room, is to pull the plug on the alarm clock)
Sleep well, my dear.
End of submission (now, there’s a double entendre if I ever saw one)
I’m leaving tonight on a weeks vacation, Elenfair, so you’ll have to let me know next Saturday if I’m in the running.
Sorry, Fenris, but I’ve got this real weakness for gorgeous redheads…
Further note for the guys out there… Do a little substitution. Couch cushions with a sheet over them placed on the floor work well. Reading material is optional and can be adjusted to suit the recipient’s taste. The entire procedure is worth many, many points in the book…