Fun with trash

The setting: I have been really busy lately, no time to run off to the bookstore to get something to read. So… I am visiting my family’s house, and my older brother gets back from the used bookstore with a bunch of trashy science fiction novels (you know the kind, heroine in a leather outfit on the cover). I’m desperate, I borrow some. So, I am reading “WAR WORLD: The First Novel… BLOOD FEUDS” and run across the following lines:

“Her mother had warned her about that. Men stopped thinking at their bar mitzvah, or when their testicles descended, whichever came first. Some work up again at thirty or so, but others never got their brains back at all.”

Gotta love it. And hey, this is MPSIMS after all.

Sometimes trash can be unbelievably fun. I remember this one guy…

Oh, wait…you meant trashy novels! :smiley:

Actually, if you want (progressively) bad novels, try the interminable Gor series. Scantily-clad barbarian slave girls, muscular Conan-types but with less intelligence, evil overlords who conform to the 10 Sine Qua Nons of Evil Overlordship to the letter, and a publisher with a complete inability to comply with any semblance of better judgment.

Some of the later novels in the series make Valley of the Dolls look like a novelized version of the life of the Singing Nun…

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