I used to teach English in Japan. We used to keep a file on the funniest mistakes our students made. (Not to be mean. Just to keep us sane when we were stressed.) I cannot remember many of them.
One of them was when a teacher,Bob, was asking a student about another (female) teacher, who happened to be sitting behind Bob. The student trying to point out the female teacher said “She is the one in your behind”.
I saw one on youtube about a clip about Hugh Laurie. The woman wrote "I love Hugh Laurie and if he was single i wouldve asked him to bare my children. "(sic)