So this is an apparent recurring meme online but this is the first time I’ve heard it. It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, and it’s an mp3 of a voicemail message that gives the play by play of a minor fender bender and the antics that ensue. Snopes has a page devoted to it as there are some details which make you scratch your head but regardless, my boss came over to see what the hell I was laughing about so hard. He had to wait 30 seconds for me to regain my composure and regain my breath.
Here’s the snopes page which in turn links to the mp3 of the voicemail: http://www.snopes.com/autos/mishaps/beating.asp
Omg my cheeks hurt from laughing that hard.