Do you have that movie, with that guy, who was in that other movie that came out last year?
Another snippet from the conversation:
her: It’s the thing. The thing you made last week.
me: Lasagna? Why are you looking for lasagna in the couch cushions?
**THanks… THANKS… for painfully reminding me of every conversation I had with my first wife.
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me: Where’s the camera?
her: In the living room drawer.
me: There are no drawers of any type in the living room, let a lone a living room drawer.
her: Well, I just saw it in there!
me: In the living room?
her: NO! The drawer!
me: Which drawer?
her: Check the garage
me: I’ll check, but you just said you saw it in a drawer. (looks in garage). I don’t see it.
her: It’s in the trunk of my car
me: Where are your keys?
Have you checked your underpants?
I don’t know, but when you find it, please look in just one more place, to disprove the old saying that it’s always in the last place you look for it.
You mean the guy with the brown hair, right? My wife was just asking about the same movie. Small world.
She was looking for that, too. It’s kinda why I went there today. 
I’ll bet she didn’t find it. 
:smack:
Good one.
And you didn’t state that as an option during the search?!
Is it cookies? They’re at the Dark Side.
The thing is right behind you. Right now. Run, and don’t look back!
Check the fridge. If it is not there, check the freezer.
Check the fridge. If it is not there, grab me a cold beer.
Put the dog down, and back away, slowly.
This reminds me of a funny anecdote about this guy, you know, the one who wears pants. So anyway, he did this funny thing and another guy made a humorous remark about the thing he did. Surely you’ve heard of him? He’s the guy with brown hair and that thingie with the thing attached, come on!
Worryingly, I think I’m currently married to her. Mrs P can talk for five minutes without using any nouns, only pronouns.
I believe I remember you saying in an earlier thread that you threw it in the dumpster.
Or maybe it was a later thread. I can’t find my thing-a-ma-bob.
Was that the thing I sent you?
My mother has always done this, but, the thing is, over the 20+ years I lived with her, I got to where I actually understood it!