My sides are splitting. That story is the funniest I have ever read!
Now, don’t let yourself be scared off, tranetech. I’m sure your story was so funny, the hamsters just mis-stepped a bit cackling there, is all.
This is like the Emperor Wears No Clothes, isn’t it?
Eventually some innocent, little kid will come along and say “But the emperor has no thread!”
(Nott rolls on floor, miming laughter; he mimes dismay as he mimes his ass falling off.)
But the emperor has no thread…
(an innocent, little kid at heart)
Only the most worthy of dopers are allowed to read the thread.
Looks like Lobsang, AskNott, and I are the only worthy ones so far.
Just kidding, guys
so, where’s the funny story?
I liked the part about the trojans and the mayonnaise. I would have used fewer galoshes and more chicken feathers though. Still funny as hell.
http://www.soonerfans.firstdownsports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6946
Sorry, I posted last night and went to bed. It was taking forever to post, so I just left it.
Gee – that’s the same story I read on alt.tasteless years and years ago.
If I wasn’t at the office, I’d do a google groups search and find the original.
Minus two points for unoriginality and minus two more for lack of a citation.