Just saw one recently over Halloween weekend:
“Heaven is no trick,
and Hell is no treat”
I’m glad to see they had a sense of humor and weren’t one of those ‘halloween is evil’ type churches.
A local church nearby had “Jesus, the first Jedi.” :dubious:
Outside of St. Paul’s Community Church in IL:
“Tell the truth, even if you have to lie.”
I have never understood it. Used it as a sig line for awhile elsewhere, but 
Outside what I believe was the Lutheran Church here in Santa Cruz:
“This church is prayer-conditioned”
in the blazing heat of summer.
Up in the NC mountains sits Bat Cave Baptist Church. I guess the caped crusader wants to save his soul when he’s not fighting crime.
Holy Pop Icon!
The church I used to pass by in Dickinson, TX once had a sign out front reading
MEMBERS ONLY
TRESPASSERS WILL BE BAPTIZED
“Don’t mess with Texas,” indeed!
There’s a church not too far away from here named the “Christ Evangelical Free Church”.
I’m no fan of evangelicals, but isn’t that taking it a bit far?
Maybe they’re offering a free evangelical with every Christ?
YOU CAN BAPTIZE A CAT A HUNDRED TIMES
BUT IT WILL NEVER GO TO HEAVEN
I saw this one in my neighborhood recently, and got a big kick out of it
JESUS DIED TO TAKE AWAY YOUR SINS
NOT YOUR MINDS
We’re not all crazy you know. 
That one’s up now nearby. It’s cute. Took me a minute to figure it out, because whoever put up the letters didn’t put dashes or lines in the UR space.
That was brilliant. I’m taking up a collection to use it next Sunday.
I saw one
“God adds and multiply [sic] while devil subtract [sic] and subtract [sic]”
…
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
And should it be “devil subtracts and divides” or something?
Presumably, a dusty Bible is never being read. So not reading the Bible leads to dirty minds.
In Montgomery, AL there’s a minister at one small church whose name is pronounced “dee-MAHN”, but that’s not how he spells it. It’s always odd to see on the billboard that week’s sermon and
'presented by
Pastor Demon Jones’.
That needs to be a bumper sticker, as silly as bumper stickers are. Brilliant.
“Jesus got the ultimate body piercing”
Gives me a giggle.