She said in her e-mail that guys who don’t capitalize are non-conformists and can do anything that they want to…well that was private.
I explained to her that capitalization was essential to a post’s clarity and one is not taken seriously if one does not capitalize.
She called me a weak little cowtowing bitch.
I thanked her. In capitals.
I also mentioned that guys who don’t capitalize are undercompensating for their HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE schlongs.
les mrowr.
(no, i didn’t, really)
Thanks to all who convinced me that people wouldn’t take me seriously if I did not capitalize.
You were right. I was wrong:smack:
I acted like a big :wally
I realize now that all of you:o :o :o :o :o were just trying to help so that I would have more credibility around here and everyone:) 
:o 
:rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 
;j :dubious: would take my posts seriously and not dismiss me as a bufoon if I did not capitalize.
This IS serious :dubious: business here so thanks again from the bottom of my heart. I will always capitalize.
please lock this thread!!! hurry!! lock it!!!
Just couldn’t stand nobody replying to “your” thread for almost a whole day, eh? Might I suggest starting a “Notice me!!” thread in MPSIMS?
Oh, and as long as you’re delivering heartfelt apologies, you forgot about the lying part.
Unless you care to maintain that you’re a 52 year old veteran, who just happens to be incredibly immature, and who just happens to listen to Japanese compilation Rave CDs from DJ Hell.
Dooku, cut djf750 some slack. It took him that whole day to think up his hilarious post. Once he had the gut-busting idea of using lots of smilies, he knew it was such comedy gold that it would be a shame, nay a crime to keep it to himself.
(And between the username and his behavior in this thread, if djf750 is a 52 year old WWII veteran, then I’m Coco Chanel. Which I’m pretty sure I’m not.)
Maybe not Coco Chanel, but i’m Coo-coo for CoCo Puffs!
I’m not coo-coo for Coco Puffs right now, but I have been in the past, and I’m sure I will be again in the future.
I imagine him tossing and turning in bed, then sitting straight up and exclaiming “That’s IT!!!”
I was hoping to post a picture of Coco Chanel riding a Giraffe, to no avail. She kinda looks like a giraffe in this picture…
Nice going gerbel errr giraffe.
Let’s see, WW2 ended in 1945, 52 years ago was 1950, so I was a -5 year old soldier. Nice going, dumbass.
Ok Doogie, what did I lie about again?
Doogie? Oh, I am slain! Such a clever insult from an AARP member.
It seems pretty clear to me from my post that you should already know what I think you’re lying about, but let me clarify:
You lied about your age. You are not 52 years old. 52 year old men, from a generation where written communication was much more prevalent, do not completely ignore the rules of English capitalization. 52 year old men do not use hip slang and such in their written text. 52 year old men do not act as immature as you’ve been acting. 52 year old men do not listen to Rave CDs with such joy that they create a screen name based on a compilation CD from DJ Hell. 52 year old men do not hijack other poster’s threads to get attention. 52 year old men do not resurrect dead threads to get attention.
I would spend more time debating this with you if it weren’t so obvious to everyone reading this thread that you’re lying. Or if I cared enough about you. Frankly, you’re not as fascinatingly rebellious as you think you are. Sir.
Damn it. I guess this means I’m not in fact Coco Chanel.
[sub]I don’t know where I got the WWII thing from. Was Coco Chanel in WWII?[/sub]
Do you get high in the morning or do you wait until school lets out?
Dude, Son , young man, I DON’T completely ignore capitalization. Do a search on my name.
Bra, Cuz, Money, I see movies, I have some young black friends and a 17 year old daughter. TV shows have people using slang. What exactly was the “hip” slang I used?
Dog, I DON’T listen to rave CD’s. I never said I did. My name is my three initials and the month and year of my birth. So, yeah, I’ll be 53 in (7) July, born in 1950. get it? 750. Someone else found that rave thing and I thought it was funny.
And 52 year old men do things besides having strokes and getting their prostates checked. I CRAVE attention, homey. Don’t we all? But I have already stated, with all the B.S. that gets overlooked here, I don’t understand the obsession some busy bodies have with capitalization. Oh look, I’m capitalizing! Oh look, I WAS capitalizing before this thread.
Do you even read other people’s posts thoroughly?
Please, please tell me you were joking about all this. Please, because if you weren’t, you better be high because nobody could be this thick.
Ok, I gotta book. I have a young bitch waiting for me back at da crib.
Maybe you should try, just try, reading instead of skimming people’s posts so that you can hurry and post more things that are just a little bit …uhh… not true.
By the way, Dumb and Dumber, have you noticed how Miller has wisely just ignored me? And so have 33,000 other registered posters.
You two morons are just egging me on.
this thread is takeing up all the room in the interweb
So…what do people think about “The Matrix”? Is it cool, or not. And do I care?
Deep thoughts…
That was VERY funny, but since you did not capitalize, did not spell “taking” correctly, and did not put a period at the end of the sentence, it was NOT funny.
If everyone loves this new one, I hate it.
And if everyone hates it, I love it.
Hey, cut djf750 some slack. I don’t think he is a lier. I think he’s got big cojones for admitting he was wrong about the capitals thing. dooku, you didn’t give him a chance to explain before accussing him of lying. You’re OK by me, djf750.
i didn’t admit i was wrong. i wasn’t wrong. and you spelled liar and accusing wrong.
But I think you are a good guy too, samarm.
By the way, why didn’t you capitalize your name when you registered? That is how names are usually written.