My mother was chatting with her mother-in-law one day while getting ready for a family holiday. Mom mentions something about dad, and out of the blue gramma said, “You know, all mothers want their sons to marry someone who’s good for them. In my case, both of my sons got what they deserved.”
“Hey! HEY! HEY!!! Get off my leg!”
When I was working HelpDesk, a co-worker of mine was telling a customer how to change his proxy server address. She told him to change it to" ________.cum. I mean, .com…"
She turned to the most interesting shade of red…We never let her live it down, either.
I’d rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotomy.
One of my all time favorites was at a friends party in high school. It was about 4 am and everyone that was still there was asleep except myself and one other friend. All of a sudden Justin sat up across the room and said, “If I ever catch you using C-4 on a weekday again…” He then lay back down and was promptly snoring away. No one believed the two of us that it happened.