I tend to think of celebrities as Furries…anthropomorphic animals with human attributes.
Elvis - lion
John Lennon - fox
Paul McCartney - skunk
George Harrison - wolf
Ringo Starr - calico cat
Jerry Garcia - raccoon
Elton John - otter
Richard Nixon - bulldog
John Goodman - bear
Jerry Seinfeld- opossum
Liam Neeson - irish setter
Michael Jackson - don’t go there
What celebrities remind YOU of what animals?
Pat Benatar - chipmunk
Hugh Jackman - wolverine.
Jocelyn Wildenstein - spooked horse
I thought this was going to be about hairy celebrities, like Robin Williams or Dan Hedaya.
I’ll have to think about this…
And I thought it was going to be about celebrity animals, like Lassie and that dog on Frasier.
But Michael Jackson reminds me of a gazelle.
Calista Flockhart – meerkat
barbra streisand= siamese cat
John Elway - horse.
Sean Connery - Wolf
Rudy Giuliani - frog
Roseanne Barr-amoeba
I hate to see who’s going to be compared to one of those undersea-vent tube worm creatures…maybe Andy Dick.
George W. Bush = chimpanzee
/obvious
Dick Cheney = vulture
Well, I don’t know…look at his head, face, and lips - I’d say more like a turtle.
I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but the incumbent the first time I ran for Parliament reminded me of a ferret. Or possibly a stoat.
Arnold Scwarzenegger - Tyranosauraus Rex
Hulk Hogan - Clydesdale Horse
Andre the Giant - Wolly Mammoth
Muhammed Ali - black panther
Not a butterfly/bee?
richard simmons - one of those annoying lap dogs that little old ladies have