THE BEAST WITH A BILLION BACKS 5ACV05, 6, 7, 8
Written by Eric Kaplan from a story by him and David X. Cohen
Featuring Brittany Murphy, David Cross, Dan Castenelleta, and The Pickled Head Of Stephen Hawking In A Way-Cool Rocket
The opening sequence was pretty clever.
Why were Farnsworth and Wernstrom arrested?
I’ve been to Zapp’s command post a number of times. Good place to command from.
“Be careful, my teenie greenie weenie.”
“That’s just a fungus infec…oh, you mean Kif.”
“Sorry you had to find out like this Leela. I was hoping you’d see it on YouTube first. As my lover, I’m sure you’re shocked, but you’ll get your chance. How about today at 4?”
“Uncle Zoid, what’s new?”
“I got a role in a direct-to-DVD movie. It’s only one line, but I’m gonna ham it up as much as possible!”
“If there’s one thing Nixon’s known for, it’s class!”
“I feel like a teenage schoolgirl who’s in love with Justin Timberlake, and then she moves into his head!”
Why exactly did Yivo break up with the Earth? Was it because Fry was cheating on schkler by writing to Bender?
Not as good as Bender’s Big Score, but still entertaining.
FUTURAMA: THE “LOST” ADVENTURE
From the Vivendi Universal/Fox Interactive video game
In glamourous Computomation! (note: computomation is PS1/Xbox quality and may not be “glamourous”)
Written by J. Stewart Burns- Rendered by fine Scandanavian labor
As well written as any episode, even if everyone looks like a malfunctioning robot.
“Don’t we have a backup engine?”
“Yes, but we never used it, it being a backup and all, so I pawned it.”
“The same reason anyone in America pawns anything- to get a gun!”
“Pull harder, you son of a me!”
“Don’t worrys, I gots an idea…I mean ideas.”
“Who said that? Is it God?”
“No, though I’m old as him.”
“You haven’t seen the last of me- unless I die before you see me again, in which case I have!”
“We’re gonna die!”
“What’s the big deal? We’ve been dying all day.”
“And so, I die the way I live…as a giant robot.”