“You’ve Lost That Livin’ Feeling”
“Be My Lawyer”
“(Today I Met) The Con I’m Going to Marry.”
Watch as he pioneers the Prison Wall of Sound.
Watch for his new singing sensations, The Conettes!
I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still
He shoot gun-gun-gun, he shoot gun-gun
Somebody told me that his name was Phil
He shoot gun-gun-gun, he shoot gun-gun
Yeah, my heart stood still
Yes, his name was Phil
And before he shot me down
I shoulda run-run-run, shoulda run run
I knew he’s a producer of the Wall of Sound
He shoot gun-gun-gun, he shoot gun-gun
Never really thought that he would shoot me down
He shoot gun-gun-gun, he shoot gun-gun
Yeah, he caught my eye
Yes, oh my, oh my
And when he stopped to reload.
He shoot gun-gun-gun, he shoot gun-gun
(Sax solo)
Picked him from a line up and he looked so fine
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron
Someday soon he might be doing time
He shoot gun-gun-gun, he shoot gun-gun
Yeah, the “Wrecking Crew,”
Yes, It’s oh-so true.
And maybe he walks for this
With Jonnie Cochran-ran-ran Jonnie Cochran
(Fade on: Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah…
with: Da-do-ron-ron from background singers)
I think welby has some competition…
He Hit Me, and it Didn’t Feel Like a Kiss
Good one, AlbertRose.
(To the tune of Why Do Lovers Break Each Other’s Hearts?)
Why do lovers bust so many caps?
Oh, tell me why do lovers have to play Taps,
When we met the world was right,
Now I’m in Phil Spector’s sights,
Why do lovers bust so many caps?
Why do lovers stop giving out hugs?
Oh, tell me why use Lugers firing hot slugs?
A year ago we were one,
Now just look out for that gun,
Why do lovers break each others hearts?
Help me, help me, I don’t understand,
Why we always shoot the ones we love.
Tell me, tell me was this hit pre-planned,
Where are the police,
That we need: eating doo -oh-oh -nuts?
(repeat to fade)
Going to the Chapel
Going to the precinct
And I’m gonna get fingerprinted
Going to the precinct
And I’m gonna get buried in it
Gee I really shot you
And I’m gonna go to prison
And I’ll never be lonely any more.
Chain gang sings (chain gang sings)
While I’m doin’ time (I am doing time)
I’ll be first (I’ll be first)
On the death row line (the death row line)
Maybe sit until
The end of time
And I’ll never be lonely any more
(Bow bow bow bow bow)
(Bow bow bow bow bow)
And when he take me home–
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Pucky Schumer, you are dangerous…
Ok, so I’m out of the entertainment news loop. What happened to Phil Spector?
He’s been charged with first degree murder, accused of shooting a woman to death. Robert Shapiro (of OJ Simpson infamy) is his defense lawyer.
I think my Death Pool picks are working backwards, which figures considering my Doper name.
You know, widder, I’ve been thinking that perhaps we should start a “Celebrity Career Death Pool,” since it seems more likely that we’ll have celebrities flame out than die.
He’s not dangerous. He’s A Rebel.
“I used to love her, but I had to kill her”
Guns N’ Roses (their best song)
I read here that the victim was 40-year-old Lana Clarkson, an actress who appeared in a lot of cheapie films, including "1997 film “Another 9 1/2 Weeks,” as well as “Vice Girls” in 1996, “The Haunting of Morella” (1991), two 1989 films, “Wizards of the Lost Kingdom 2” and “Barbarian Queen 2: The Empress Strikes Back” and “Death Stalker” (1984). " She was also in FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH (1982). (I’m not shouting – I’m pasting.)
IIRC, Roger Corman claimed that Xena was based on the Barbarian Queen movies.