G rated knock-knock jokes (suggest some suitable for 5-6 yr olds)

The kindergarteners have become interested in jokes, but you know how little kids tell jokes… :slight_smile: I’d like to teach them some knock knock jokes that are actually somewhat funny, but I have a problem: I can only remember two- the apple/orange one and the interupting cow one.
So can someone help me out here, any maybe suggest ones that little kids will get and like? Especially ones the kids you know like. I’ve found a few on the web, but I’d prefer ones that are doper-approved.

Knock knock

Who’s there?


Boo who?

Why are you crying?

My 8-year-old son loves one I found on the last knock-knock joke thread -

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Panther who?
Panther no panth, I’m going thwimming!

I mean, it slays him. Tears, head shaking, the whole enchilada. Also, the perennial:

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Joe who?
Joe Mama!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow!
*Interrupting co…*Moo!


Cargo who?

Car go “beep beep!”

This is a multi-parter:

Ether who?
Ether Bunny

Nother who?
Nother ether bunny

Lotta who?
Lotta ether bunnies

Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep run over all the ether bunnies…

My daughter loved that one.

My son doesn’t “get” knock knock jokes. Here is how he tells them:

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A banana!
A banana who?
A banana eat my shorts!!!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
french fries!
French fries who?
French fries I’m gonna eat my shorts!!!

Heh :slight_smile:

My sister did that when she was a toddler.

Knock knock?
Who’s there?
A carrot!
A carrot who?
A carrot that was eaten by a bunny!


Unfortunatly all the good pg knock knock jokes I know (actually, all the knock-knock jokes I know are g or under) have been used.

Wait! A French one!

Knock knock!
Qui est?
Don qui?
Ee aww, ee aww!

Don’t forget:

Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

And my personal favorite, not a knock knock, but I laughed my ass off the first time I heard a 7 year old use it on a local Iowa kid’s show (The Floppy Show anyone?)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


Because he was dead!

From Sixteen Candles:

Uncle Fred: “Knock, knock?”
Samantha: “Who’s there?”
Uncle Fred: “Hoo.”
Samantha: “Hoo Who?”
Uncle Fred: (To his wife) “Helen, we’ve got an owl out here!”

When I heard this joke, it was told with an impatient chicken which I think is funnier.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Impatient chicken!
*Impatient ch…*BWACK!

:slight_smile: right back at cha.

Gundy, that panther one was mine, thankyewverymuch.:smiley:

Actually, my son told it to me.

Here’s one he likes to tell right after the “boo hoo” one:

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yeah who? (Yahoo)
I made you happy by taking you to the fair!

[sub]Eh, what can I say? He likes it.[/sub]

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mickey Mouse!
Mickey Mouse who?
Mickey Mouse’s underwear!


Don’t ask me - this was making the rounds through my kids’ elementary school last year, and they would scream with laughter every time they said or heard it. I guess it’s funny to little kids . .

Another one I just thought of:

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana who?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana who?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana who?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say Banana!

See also this recent thread
I need knock knock jokes

This is why I’m hoping to teach them some that make sense :o

Theirs are like:

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
apple who?
you have an apple head!! hahaha

I figure if they at least learn some that are funny, the staff and their parents will stop giving them puzzled looks instead of laughing.

My daughter loves this one

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive who?
Olive you.

Or try

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub! I’m dwowning!

That panther one is beautiful.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Formaldehyde who?
Formaldehyding places jumped the indians!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dick who?
(Making a gun with the finger and thumb) Dick 'em up!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange juice.
Orange juice who?
Orange juice-orry you said, “Who’s there?”

They’re the perfect age for this one…
Just tell them “I’ve got a great Knock Knock Joke… you start.”

Them: “Knock, knock.”
You: “Who’s there?”
Then it dawns on them that the roles have been reversed and they don’t know what to say. They give you that I’ve been tricked look, soon get over it and look for a victim to play it on.

Who’s there?
Your pencil.
Your pencil who?
Your pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt.