My son is in a knock knock and silly kids jokes phase.
I need help to keep up with his jonesing.
He is nearly 4.
Thanks.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knock knock
Who’s there??
Knock knock
WHO’S THERE??
(repeat as long as you can stand to, until)
Knock knock
WHO’S THERE!?!?
Philip Glass
(Okay, perhaps a bit esoteric for a four-year old, but look at it as an opportunity to introduce him to post-modern composers.)
there’s the one about Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.
the boo who? one, Oh, don’t cry.
And let’s not get started on the elephant jokes…
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Polish burglar!”
Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Ach.
Ach Who?
God bless you!
- Knock Knock.
- Who’s there?
- Interrupting cow.
- Interrupting cow wh-
- MOOOOOOOO!!!
- Knock knock.
- Who’s there?
- Li’l Lady.
- Li’l Lady who?
- I didn’t know you could yodel!
my favorite knock knock joke:
you: okay, you start
him: knock knock
you: who’s there?
(wait for awkward pause to run it’s course)
…it’s silly jokes. Regardez:
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Isabella.
Isabella who?
Isabella workin’? I had to knock.
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne de tub! I’m dwowning!
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo-fashioned cowboy.
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Artichoke.
Artichoke who?
Artichoke when he swallow his yo-yo.
Henrietta and Juliet.
Henrietta and Juliet who?
Henrietta big dinner and got sick. Juliet the same thing, but she’s okay.
This is my four-year-old son’s favorite. But you needed to flesh it out.
“Knock, Knock”
“Who’s There?”
“Banana”
“Banana Who?”
“Knock, Knock”
“Who’s There?”
“Banana”
“Banana Who?”
“Knock, Knock”
“Who’s There”
“Orange”
“Orange Who?”
“Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘Banana’ again?”
Interrupting Cow is the best knock-knock joke EVER
I’ve said my piece.
And, of course, it’s counterpoint :
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Unsatisfying ostrich.
Unsatisfying ostrich who?
Trust a flatlander to get it wrong.
It’s “Li’l old lady.”
Oops almost forgot.
… Juana … Juana come out and play?
… Anita … Anita ride to school.
… Tank … You’re welcome.
… Jess … Jess me, open the door.
… Ima … Ima commin’ in, open the door!
… Oliver … Oliver you, there’s spiders!
… Panther … Panther no panths, I’m going thwimming!
Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon tired of telling knock-knock jokes.
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
someone too short to reach the doorbell…
Knock knock…
who’s there?
consumption.
consumption who?
consumption be done about these knock knock jokes…
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Amy Fisher
Amy Fisher Wh BLAM!
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Amy Fisher
Amy Fisher Wh BLAM!
The joke so nice I had to post it twice.
Clever Hans
The man whom refuses the smileys.
Here’s what you do - give your joke a tremendous build-up. Might go something like this:
YOU: Okay, I have the greatest joke ever.
HIM: Really?
YOU: Yeah, it’s a knock-knock joke, and it’s killer.
HIM: All right!
YOU: Really, this joke is hilarious. Wanna hear it?
HIM: Yeah!
YOU: This is so awesome, you ready?
HIM: YES!
(this is all just to get him off balance)
YOU: Okay, say ‘knock-knock’.
HIM: Knock-knock.
YOU: Who’s there? (look at him expectantly)
Very shortly, he’ll catch on.
Knock-knock?
Who’s there?
Ether.
Ether who?
Ether bunny.
KK
WT?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep-beep and run over ether bunny.
KK
WT?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella 'nother ether bunny.
KK
WT?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep-beep and run over ether bunny.
KK
WT?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella 'nother ether bunny.
KK
WT?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?