Shaunn-
One other thing- I laugh as I re-read. Guttenburg was the man who brought moveable type to Europe. While Euro-Historians love to ignore the fact that a Korean first truly used moveable type, we will give Guttenberg his due. Using metal type and a machine originally meant for…dammit. I have the notes here somewhere…he came up with the first moving printing press in Europe.
I belive the spelling on our man here is Grafenberg.
Cartooniverse
" If you want to kiss the sky, you’d better learn how to kneel. "
Road Map:
Guys, find your penis. Find the pee hole. Go forward down the front of it till you get to that nifty tuff of nerves just under the head. Find the woman’s pee hole on her [not on you, duh] go about the same distance down as you did on yourself. Presto. Mark the spot with a big X.
Thank goodness – I was afraid we were gonna start talking about Steve Guttenberg. Any discussion of him in relation to sexual bliss just strikes me as unnatural…
–Da Cap’n
“Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn
With a deck of fifty-one.”
A search for g-spot at ask.com [jeeves] turns up some instructions. Still no pictures.:
Q. What is the g-spot? Does it
really exist? Do women
ejaculate from g-spot
stimulation?
A. The "g-spot" is an area of spongy
tissue just above the "roof" of a
woman's vagina. Many women report
that this area is more sensitive to
stimulation (or is sensitive in a different
way) than other parts of the vagina.
To find the g-spot, put your finger in
your or your partner's vagina and, with
your finger pointing up toward the
abdomen, make a "come hither"
motion. (When experimenting with
g-spot stimulation, the owner of the
g-spot being played with should give
lots of feedback to her partner!) Some
women find that g-spot stimulation is
more pleasurable after they are
already sexually aroused.
Many people ask about the g-spot
because they have heard that some
women get orgasms from g-spot
stimulation and that some women
ejaculate from such stimulation. This is
true -- some women do have orgasms
from this stimulation, and some
women do ejaculate a fluid >from
g-spot stimulation. But it is also true
that not all women ejaculate and not
all women find g-spot stimulation
pleasurable. In fact, some women find
g-spot stimulation irritating. There's
nothing "wrong" with women in either
category.
