Gaah! They turned off the water *while* I was brushing my teeth

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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:mad:

So the city is tearing up and replacing the arterial road that our culdesac empties onto. They left a hot-pink flyer on our door yesterday: “… AT 9:00 PM, CONSTRUCTION WILL BE CONNECTION INTO THE EXISTING WATER MAIN. AN INTERRUPTION IN WATER SERVICE IS EXPECTED TO LAST A MAXIMUM OF FIVE HOURS. …”

So I started brushing my teeth without looking at the clock first. Water worked fine when I wet the toothbrush. Water no longer worked when I needed to rinse. What?! damn! It’s 9:05! Mouthful of spit and bubbles and no relief. Entertain the cat by spitting, spitting, spitting some more. Pleh. Ptui. Kitty goes bat, bat at the foam in the dry sink.

I have only myself to blame, really. I was warned.

How mundane and pointless is that?

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  1. It was 9:05. A full 5 minutes after their shut off time. What did you expect? (Granted, it’s a government project, but I’ve found those usually start on time, but never end prior to the expected time.)

  2. You rinse after brushing? I rinse out the brush, but I’ve not found any need to rinse my mouth.

  3. Fairly pointless, but, this is where that sort of stuff goes.

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  1. I expected myself to remember the water shutoff and not start brushing my teeth right then. You know, one of these: :smack:

  2. That’s weird. Ew.

  3. Thanks!

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The thought of not rinsing has never occurred to me. What do you do, swallow the toothpaste?

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You could have rinsed with the toilet water. :stuck_out_tongue:

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The water in the tank should be clean and potable.

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Well at least you were warned. My town shut off water to half the residents a few weeks ago without warning. From noon to six we had no water. It wasn’t drinkable until the next morning because of sediment. That was fun.

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At least you didn’t have a head full of shampoo.

Or real poo, for that matter.

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The thought of not always having some stored water would never occur to me.

Preparedness is useful in many situations other than the zombie apocalypse.

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Gah. This reminds me of when I lived in Mississippi, and they did the same thing to us, but with no warning - right after I applied hair color!!!:mad::eek::mad::eek::mad::eek::mad::eek::mad:
Man, I was pissed! I had to use an empty water bottle and get the water out of the toilet tank to rinse it, and I had especially vibrant and a bit spotty hair for a few weeks. Still pisses me off when I think about it.:mad:

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It reminds me of that scene from Malcolm X.

It didn’t get all burny, did it?

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My great aunt was an undertaker. She and the embalmer particularly enjoyed the unannounced water outage…

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Oddly, this has happened to me. (My apt. complex is always turning the water off to fix something somewhere that has nothing to do with me.)

I rinsed with Diet Coke.

Which creates excess foam and a very unpleasant flavor.

However, Crystal Light creates an even MORE unpleasant post-brushing flavor. By far the worst I’ve encountered.

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Didn’t you have a beer in the fridge?

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Oh, sure, you’re all very helpful with the suggestions NOW. Where were you when I was standing there like an idiot trying to keep the cat out of my pile-o-spit? Huh?

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I was probably having a beer to rinse the toothpaste out of my mouth.

Hope that helps.

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Yeah, that’s the ticket. More beer equals better dental health.

I think I’ll have beautiful pearly whites by about midnight tonight.

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No kidding. Obviously the OP does not live in an earthquake or storm-prone state. Which must be …no place in the US.

Sorry to be snarky, emmaliminal; but seriously, stash a couple jugs of water in a closet or under the sink.

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Snark all you like; we actually do have a water stash… in the basement, where I was not. We also have a bottle of soda water in the kitchen and of course as mentioned toilet-tank water is potable. I was stuck in unthinking-automatic mode. I blame the cat.

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Bwhahahaha! That’s a great cartoon!