I received an email from Aisha Gaddafi, daughter of the leader of Libya. She wants me to invest money with her. Here’s what she has to say:
How can I say no? The poor Libyans need our help. I feel compelled to help her smuggle her money out of Africa before it falls into her father’s hands. Besides, she says there’s a hug in it for me (I think). It’s worth it to get a hug from such a beautiful, beautiful, person. I’m sending my details on their way to her as fast as I can.
Thank you for your interest in being my sugar momma. It will be a pleasure to be your foreign partner to invest in, and our activities will remain confidential. Since loosing my job at The Shady Lady Ranch I’ve been looking for someone like you.