SNL:
“You putcher WEED in there!”
“The Molecular Maaaaaaaaaan!”
“More cowbell!”
The Simpsons:
“All in favor?”
“AYE!!!”
“All opposed?”
“nay”
“All in favor?”
“AYE!!!”
“All opposed?”
“nay”
“Who keeps saying that?”
**More SNL (though probably before your time):
'The KILLER BEES!"
“France.”
“Let us consume mass quantities.”
“Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger.”
“No Coke. Pepsi.”
“No fries. Chips.”
“I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re not.”
“Jane, you ignorant slut!”
“What’s all this I hear about Soviet jewelry/the Eagle Rights Amendment/endangered feces/the deaf penalty/et cetera?”
“Oh. Well, that’s very different. [pause] Never mind.”
“OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT…”
“Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars…”
“Samurai Hotel/Delicatessen/et cetera.”
“So You Want to Be a Ho!”
“What would Frank do?”
3 pages without Abbott and Costello?
“To the moon, Alice!”
“Har-har-HAR-dee-har-har!”
Also, “I wouldn’t give that guy’s problems to a monkey on a rock!”
“Dem bats is smart! Dey use radar!”
"Now, *this *is a shoe!
“I’m a *cute *little cupcake … baked by the DEVIL!”
“Sick? I thought I was gonna DIE!”
“Oh, no! I burned the clams AGAIN!”