OK, I had to look. Then I had to post, so here it is.
Oh well, fine. I had to wait forever for this to load so I might as well write something.
No matter where you go, there you are.
It said don’t open
I opened it anyway
Punishment: posting
doo doo doo doo doo doo do. doo doo doo doo do! dudoodododo doo doo doo doo doo do, du! dudo. do. dum. dum dum. at least that’s the way it sounds to me.
As an ex farmer I’ll help ou count the posts. But I ain’t stringing no damned barbed wire. That stuff hurts.
And I want to be the last poster to this squirrely thread, so everyone else go to another place, OK?
Damn. No,I won’t help ou count posts. I’ll help you, but ou is just too silly a name.
Wha? There isn’t $30,000 riding on this game? Oh well.
[leaves]
shameless post
for Monday October 22, 2001 from The Onion Finest News Reporting:
"Clinton deploys vowels to Bosnia
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grznc To Be First Rccipients"
“Brought to you by:
The Space Pope!”
*meekly wanders inside"
Hey, I heard there was a game in here, and now I have to post???
Can’t we at least play life or something?
I want a wombat!
what if we were all just really tiny…
I want a Shrubbery!!
Timing’s wrong, you’re out there eager to fly
I’ll say so long, but I’ll sure be watching the sky
When your wheels finally touch the ground,
Look me up, I’ll be around
When there’s time for love, I wanna be there
When you’ve got all night for love, I see you and me there
Baby our time isn’t now, but it will come around.
That’s what I’m listening to. I thought this was gonna be a game. Hmph.
suluvir
saw
ereh
Surely this won’t count as a REAL post, will it?
damn it’s incredible what peer pressure can make a guy do
STOP IT!!!
um, is this the thread about how to blow up a cat?
oh. Okay.
Sorry to bother you all.
I’m not gonna try to be funny, just do my duty.
All right - I hope you’re happy now.
And I am on vacation today, too!
Regards,
Shodan
Any suggestions for lunch? I’m feeling uncreative.