Xanex time. Another a thread!
You promised tiramisu.
Zorro ate it, sorry.
Ancient arcana accept Abel acting as actuary.
Because…?
Counting cards makes Abel rich in Vegas.
Don’t you believe it.
Everyone knows card counting is frowned upon.
Frequent flyers fear frowns from Flamingo’s flunkies.
Good to know.
Horatio Hornblower, Hedda Hopper and Hubert Humphrey hailed from Hoboken.
Ichabod itches indiscriminately in Indianapolis, Indiana.
Just Jerking Jeremiah’s** J**ohnson? Jeez!
Knowledgeable kangaroo kids kiss Krispy Kreme Knishes…or maybe they don’t.
LOL, I’m, like, loving the letters ya’ll are leaving.
Maybe I’ll wait for the next letter so I can report being ninja’d. 
Ninja’d 
Okay, then.
Party on, Garth.
Queen should’ve visited the basement.