Really, Roger? Reading Railroad? Right!
She sells sweat socks by the shoe store.
Tommy Tomorrow took Tanya Tucker to Tina Turner’s tea party.
…until unctuous Umberto utilized his undersized underwear.
Vicious vipers victimized the vicar’s various vomen.
Wimpy women wailed but willingly and wantonly went wassailing with the wicked welders.
X-rated xylophones exist.
You should probably clear your browser history.
Zzzzzzz… Zaire zoo’s zealously zany zebra zonked.
A man escaped from home today, and …
Broke into a bank on Sunday and…
cased the place out.
Decided to execute his plan next Tuesday.
Every detail was checked and re-checked so nothing could possibly go wrong.
First he donned his clown costume.
Gallivanting about town with his great clown galoshes,
Hi-test in the tank of his tiny getaway car, with his 43 accomplices in the back,
Inch by inch they unfolded from the car and crept to the back door of the bank.
Just for description, the bank’s landscaping consisted of only junipers and jonquils.
Killing is a no-no. We do not want to be killers, just robbers.