The minister’s cat is a Magical Mr. Mistoffelees Cat
The minister’s cat is a ninja cat.
The minister’s cat is an orange cat.
The minister’s cat is a Persian cat.
The minister’s cat is a Quidditch-playing cat.
The minister’s cat it s an adorable floppy Ragdoll cat.
The minister’s cat is a sinister cat.
The minister’s cat is a triskaidekaphobic cat.
The minister’s cat is a Unitarian Universalist cat.
The minister’s cat is a very** viv**acious cat.
The minister’s cat is a Wimbledon-winning cat.
The minister’s cat is a xenogenetic cat.
The minister’s cat is a Yiddish cat!
The minister’s cat is a Zebra.
A is for Abner who fell in a blender.
B is for Bernie who went on a bender.
C is for Carol, who sings Christmas songs
D is for Dudley, who’d often right wrongs.
E is for Ernest, who climbed up a tree.
Fis for Fanny, whose rear is not wee.