G is for Greta, who loves a good time.
H is for Henri, who’s a no-talent mime.
I is for Irene, who’s saying good night.
J is for Jesus, born Christmas night
**K **is for Kevin, who fell down the stairs.
L is for Larry, with brothers in pairs (Darryl & Darryl)
M is for Marge, married to a dope.
N is for Nancy, who told the dope, Nope.
O is for Oscar, the roommate of Felix
P is for Peter, who uses the Postal Service, not FedEx
Q is for** Q**uentin, who bayed at the moon.
R is for Rin-Tin-Tin, who killed a raccoon.
S is for Sadie, a married lady.
T is for Timmy … a little bit shady
U is for Uhuru, famous on the original Star Trek
V is for Victor, an absolute wreck.
W is for Wanda, who waved her magic stick.
X is for Xander, who acts like a major…jerk.
Y is for Yvette, who charges by the hour.
Z is for Zefram, he harnessed warp power.