Ernie, whose El Camino’s engine’ll explode, eventually, enabling Elizabeth’s exhilarating early evening Escort escape.
Falstaff, the Falsetto who fathered Flag Day
Gracie, the Gazelle who graded graduates on Groundhog Day.
Hairy Harry, who has hirsuteness hang-ups.
Iris, the official 3-D Ibis for IMAX.
John Jacob Jingleheimer just junked his Jaguar.
Krys, the Kookaburra that didn’t give a damn.
Larry, the Lame Llama, Licked his Lunch Luridly in London Last Lent.
Mabel, my momma, maliciously mangled my majestic model of Manhattan made of marble, mica and marmolite.
Nebuchadnezzar, the nicotine-addicted narwhal who annotated Nostradamus, negotiated the nullification of a new Notre Dame, and who saved New Years, if only by accident.
Otis often observes Othodox Oklahoma Day by oscillating oddly at the old off-ramp Outback outside Okeene.
Pedantic Patrick pulled Patty’s peculiar purple pigtails and poked Petunia’s passive pussycat.
Quentin, the Quixotic Quail who questioned Quetzalcoatl.
Ronald Reagan rarely rankled Republican Representatives.
Sassy Suzie Smith Smelled Sausages Sundays in September.
Timmy, the Timorous Timepiece that Timbuktu forgot.
Underling Ursula Underdunk upstaged Urinertown’s uppercrust Una Ulysses
Vikki, the Voluptuous Vixen that saved Valentines Day
Wanton wayfarers went wild at Wicked’s Water Wonderland.
Xerxes, the xenophile Xeme that exterminated Xmas.