Yancey, your young yellow yoga-loving Yorkshire Yard Yak, yearly yodels “Yesterday” at Yuletide.
Zosima, the Zebu who zapped the Ziggurat of Zeus.
An aardvark ate an appetizing apple.
Barney bobcat brazenly brandished Barry Bonds’ badly broken baseball bat.
Charlotte Cheetah calmly called the Civilian Conservation Corps, cleverly channeling Coco Chanel to craft children’s camp celebrations.
Daring Django D. Dalmatian dashingly darted to deliver darling Delores Day-Deever, the debuttante daredevil of Dumont Downs, whose demise the dastardly dark Dirk Deadeye had destined and doomed by depositing her delicious derriere in the dire depths of a dynamite-laden dungeon, don’t ya know?
Eccentric Eloise Egret enjoys eating eight electric eel eggs every Easter evening.
Feisty Freddie Fenderbender found fifty-fifty frozen ferret fetuses Friday February 15th.
Goofy, guzzling, gorgeous, grandiloquent, garrulous gadabout grandee George Geoffrey Galbreath Giraffe generously gave gazillions in grants.
Harlo Hickenlooper had the hots for Hetta Hopper.
Ian ibis is into isotopes.
Jesus, James, John, Joseph, Joshua and Judas jiving and jamming with Jehovah.
Ken kissed Karen.
Laura licked Larry’s lollipop lovingly.
Mary moved Marvin’s mustard maliciously. Man!
Nervous naked neanderthal Nigel needed neither Northern Nebraska naturalist newspapers nor non-recycleable Norwegian no-pattern napkins.
Okay, odd old Otto Oscar Oppenheimer, O.B.E., observed as Olaf Omarkhayyam obligingly ogled obtuse ornithologist Olivia Oyl O’Malley on October’s obscure orneriest occasion.
Professor Pepperwinkle packs a punch on picnics.
Quick quivering Queen Quatifa quietly quilts Quasimodo’s quaint quacking quillow.
Revealingly, I relate that I reveled in this revolving racket back when the first a thread was posted.