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X-cuse us, etv, but the thread title is “A”, not “A, Limited to one-liners and short posts because some people are also watching tennis and golf while eating corned beef and cabbage and may not have the time to compose a longer post”. :D:D

Yes, a palindromic haiku:

Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay,
Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay,
Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.

Zero problem with your haiku Prof.

Any reason why we’re restricting ourselves to the Latin alphabet?

Because most Dopers are unfamiliar with the Cyrillic alphabet.

Comprehension would be difficult, and В Г Ґ Д looks funny.

Dope Law says all posts must be in English. I was mildly reprimanded for posting “my hovercraft is full of eels” in Russian.

English HAS become the world’s dominant language.

French used to be, and Latin before that, and before that it was Greek.

Going back further in history, it was uggamuh mogguh and pictures.

Has Esperanto ever been dominant?

I don’t know.

Jewish people use Hebrew.

Krakens use a complex form of sign language.

"Leviathanese", I think it’s called.

Morse Code would not work well on this message board.

orNay would Igpay Atinlay.

Orwellian Doublespeak is double plus ungood.

Props to Cheshire.

Quality is the language of the soul.