Thanks! 
Rationality is the conscience of synergy. And ducks. Ducks should be reasonable.
Swans, too.
Turkeys… not so much.
Urgency is the misbelief that time may be lassoed.
n/m
Verily, we must lasso time itself so that burpo can sleep in later.
Well, yesterday was my 50th birthday!
Xerxes said that we create aphorisms so that our understanding of truth may sleep within identifiable fences.
Yesterday was EH’s 50th Birthday! This entire week will be devoted to cake, ice cream and balloons! And readings from Tolkein and American History.
Zigzagging won’t help, EH - you’re getting SPANKED.
Also, this next alphabet round is 100% devoted to Elendil’s Heir’********s 50th birthday milestone.
Big Happy Birthday to Elendil.
Candles are a bad idea, you’ll burn the house down. 
[H/B!!!]
Denethor sends his regards.
Elendil’s Heir is fifty, which is certainly nifty, but he’s looking right shifty, and ginger-cookie thrifty…
Fifty, one year for every state in the union.
Gadzooks! That’s a long time!
Half a century.
It’s better than being the wrong half of a centaur. :eek:
Just barely, but still. Happy Birthday again. Yes, I ate cake.