Kitchen: are those birthday ginger cooKies in the Kitchen?
Late breaking news: Birthday Boy Goes Berserk.* Five hospitalized for touching his cookies*.
Morbidity abounds.
Never to see outside world again.
Orson Bean restores order, frees Elendil’s Heir, and gives out free cookies to everyone.
Pouncing quickly, someone gets more than her share of cookies.
Quickly gives Elendil more cookies.
Reads over thread
Sees the shocking and scandalous sight of Elendil’s Heir freed from jail wearing only his Birthday Suit!
Takes a peek…
Uhhh, what have I just walked into?
Very nice birthday party for Elendil.
Well, depends on your idea of nice.
Xerosis is now a concern. 
You can use Crisco for that.
Zing!!!
And here’s another fine mess we’ve gotten ourselves into, Ollie.
Boy, that was an impressive alphabetical array of 50th birthday witticisms, and I thank you!
Could you feel the love (and loss of cookies)?
DAMN, still no cookies.