X, I hate X and I’m tired of X words and there certainly isn’t any cereal that starts with X or contains an X (that I eat). If I had to make one up, I’d go with X-Lacks with tiny marshmallows…“Make it a REGULAR part of your breakfast!”
Yes? Wasn’t there an X-Man cereal when the first movie came out? and Y is for Yogurt Fleckled Flakes, Yeti Bran and Yoyodyne Malted Sludge Stars.
Zygotios?
…and we’re back! This round on Alphabetix, we’re promoting TV Shows You’d Like To See, starting with 'Allo, 'Allo, a rompish British sitcom starring Eddie Izzard and Catherine Tate.
Big Wang Theory, starring Wang Chung and featuring disco music.
Cops and Robbers, a reality show in which the crooks have their own camera crew as well, and you never know which side is going to win out.
Doctor Why, Neil DeGrasse Tyson travels through time and space, foiling villains, helping others and explaining actual science.
Even-tempered Men, following the employees of a small accounting firm as they prepare tax returns, audit local businesses, attend church and never cheat on their spouses. By night they secretly work as male strippers and have gorgeous buff bodies.
Fortune of wheel! Americas favorite ass backwards gameshow
Good Gravy!, in which Anthony Bourdain drowns Food Network producers and celebrities in a variety of sauces, while Alton Brown gives us the recipes.
Hector Was A Pup. Talking dog stays 2 months old indefinitely; never gets housebroken or neutered, never loses razor-sharp puppy teeth, and is constantly insulting his masters.
Iron Chef Africa: Cooks are judged on how delicious they can make a meal from unsanitary water, dirt, and crickets.
Judge Annie: an orphan and her dog settle lawsuits involving cats.
Kick The Can: A game show where contestants get to pick their most hated “personalities,” line them up and apply the size 11s to the appropriate backside. Predicted to be the smash hit of the season.
Leaked Celebrities Naked: following the success of Naked and Afraid and Dating Naked, it’s on HBO so they don’t have to pixel-out imagery. Pilot week: Kate Upton and Matthew McConaughey.
Manwich Brigade: A Food Channel effort, TV chefs have to prepare “common” meals for really unpleasant diners. This week–Giada DeLaurentiis (and her teeth) have to fix dinner for an unhappy husband and his five under-age-10 children while Mom is “working late.”
No Deficit Extreme Couponing: Those nutty extreme couponers use their clipping skills to save the Goverment millions. This week: aircraft carriers for $37.50, a new interstate bridge only $1.77.
Oh My Papa! - a reality show following the life of three German teen-agers whose fathers are clowns. They must decide whether to pursue a career in the circus, or break free and seek out scantily-clad promiscuous women in Los Angeles.
Papal Police - The two officers of SMOM, and their adventures, provide hours of comedy in the most boring place on the planet. John (“Frasier”) Mahoney plays Pope John XXX.
Quick and the Dead, a variant on The Amazing Race where the slowest competitors are butchered live on camera to motivate the rest of the pack.