Risky Beesness - a wacky reality show following competing pairs of beekeepers as they go about tending to the bees and collecting honey. Plot twist - we have secretly replaced half of the bees with specially bred super aggressive Africanized bees. Hilarity ensues.
*Saw and Hoarder *- gory, gripping stories of chainsaw murderers who are addicted to accumulating limbs, digits and other body parts, prompting visits by a continuous stream of unsuspecting City Health investigators.
The Tommy Wasserman Show: a panel show where experts in textual criticism debate such things as the effect of the digital age on palaeography, conscious scribal emendations, the reasons for the lack of modern support for the Textus Receptus, and other things that would bore the socks of anybody but me. [Tommy Wasserman is a noted Swedish New Testament scholar who’s connected with the Editio Critica Maior, and has published an in-depth exegesis of the Epistle of Jude. ]
[Most of the above ones I’ve mentioned I wouldn’t want to watch, either, but I’d record this one.]
Underachiever - Weekly game show; who is the dumbest person on the planet? The winner receives $1,000,000 and goes on to the finals. The BIGGEST moron of the season wins $500,000,000 and competes the following season(s) for the ULTIMATE prize (to be determined).
Victor Victoria Vector Victor - follows the story of a confused young person who wishes to be an airline pilot.
Wocka Wocka* W**ocka!* - Fozzie Bear gets a summer replacement show while Kermit and Piggy are on honeymoon.
X=Y, Jeff Goldblum is an high school algebra teacher who has a troubled love life, a daughter by an earlier marriage, and, of course, solves murder mysteries.
Y: already a spinoff from Jeff Goldblum’s hit “X”, where his wife leaves him with this note: Dear Algebra Jeff, Please stop asking us to find your “X”. She’s left you and don’t ask “Y”.
Zebra Porn - Hey, we can show sex acts all day long and still call ourselves a “nature” channel. Next up, Aardvark Antics, followed by Donkey Dong.
Anyway…
But…
Crickey
D’oh!
Eek!
Fuggeddaboudit!
Grr…
Holy…
Indubitably.
Jumping Jehoshaphat!
Kapow!