Gravitas was one of the Roman virtues, along with pietas, dignitas and virtus. It may be translated variously as weight, seriousness and dignity, also importance, and connotes a certain substance or depth of personality.
Grasping his throat, he choked on his words.
Hey, C.K. got ninja’d again! (What a surprise!)
It’s the story of my life…
“Justice is the story of the life of truth as it should be.” — Fay Kawther
Kenneth’s Frequency is 92.5 FM.
Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today.
Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today, madam.
Naggie, I couldn’t have taken anymore.
Oh, lay me down in Forest Lawn in a silver casket, put golden flowers o’er my head in a silver basket.
Puttin’ on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day coat,
Pants with stripes and cutaway coat,
perfect fits.
Puttin’ on the Ritz
Quelle suprise!
Really, you didn’t have to be so nice. I would have liked you anyway.
Some are born to move the world, to live their fantasies / But most of us just dream about the things we’d like to be.
Teach you how to swim, teach me how to drown.
Under the spreading chestnut tree, the village idjit sat. He rolled his eyes and flapped his lips and %#@%^& in his hat.
Violins played, wild dogs brayed, husbands strayed, and another day was coldly made. --Mae Dupplyne
What you cannot avoid, welcome.
X marks the spot (for X number of spots).
Yodeling to announce my location and identity: Y-o-O-o-O-o-o