Zis last round, zshe made no sense zat all!
A-choooooo!
Bless you!
Cor! What** c**ame out m’nose!
(Thank you)
Do we have to be gross? Delicate dame here…
Ease up on the congealing bodily fluids, please.
Flem, it’s called flem.
Gross, you’re called gross.
Humours.
I badly misspelled…never mind.
Just because you misspell a word doesn’t maek you alliterate.
(First typo was actually unplanned, but hey, why not keep it?)
Kat says, “D@mn right!”
Let no man tell you how to spell; for next they will tell you: how to punctuate.
Mistakes! The above post contains several punctuation errors! The horror of it all!
Ninja’d! Yet, Merriam-Webster thinks differently on that.
Oh, dictionary schmictionary. You should be relying on your wyps and porlacaberns.
Phat chance of that happening.
Quit demeaning orthography! Have you ever tried reading a 17th Century text?
Reading to you a 17th century quote from The Venerable Bede 673 - 735
“O King, seems to me the present life of men on earth, in comparison with that time which to us is uncertain, as if when on a winter’s night you sit feasting with your ealdormen and thegns, - a single sparrow should fly swiftly into the hall, and coming in at one door, instantly fly out through another.”
Sparrow? Is not this ornithology, not orthography?