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Eddie Murphy’s coming, because he has nothing else to do these days anyway.

Frankie says, “Relax!”

  • I got the album when I was 16…

Gahan Wilson won’t be illustrating my Christmas place mats.

Harlan Ellison is still in the hospital, I think…wait a minute, he’s Jewish!

Icicles on the eaves

Jaguar–what Mrs. Burpo is NOT getting for Xmas. (Either one)

Keira Knightley would be at the top of my Christmas wish list, but I suspect my wife would not approve.

Louis CK would fit right in with my family. :eek: :stuck_out_tongue:

Madame P. would like to invite you all, actually, but we’re not up to hosting this year.

No problem at all, at least the thought is there.

Oranges! Every single year in the stockings-hung-by-the-chimney-with-care. The whole family HATES oranges. Coal would have been better–we could have burned it in the faux fireplace. Further proof that Xmas makes mothers insane.

Peppermint candy canes! When my daughter was little, I would hang them all over the tree, but tell her they were ornaments. “When Santa comes, he’ll change them to candy.”

Quail–when a partridge is just too darn big to sit on the top of the tree.

Remembering past Christmases, old times and old friends.

Steamroller, Mannheim–my favorite music for the holidays; all 5 CDs go in the carousel, push “random,” put the faux fireplace on the TV, egg nog in hand (in glass), do not disturb 'til Jan 2.

That sounds pretty good, but I’d be more likely to put in either the Charlie Brown, Tijuana Brass or Boston Pops Christmas albums.

Usually I’m scrambling to destroy the radio when *Jingle Bell Rock *comes on.

Very nice, but here’s my playlist.

Well, you’d have to start that playlist back in August…

WAIT! YOU’RE THE ONE!

Xmas music never ever ends!