Kris Kringle kracked his knuckles and klimbed down the khimney.
Last minute shopping.
My strategy was to leave an invisible ink pen for Santa last year so he has no idea I’m on the naughty list.
Navidad, Feliz, to all!
Ornament, Homer Simpson–Santa Homer steps on the cat, the cat screams, Santa yells, “D’oh!”
Pretty paper, pretty ribbon of blue
Quick, pass me an eggnog with a stiff dash of rum and a little nutmeg on top!
Reindeer sugar cookies get the antlers bitten off.
Santas are best when made of marshmallow and covered in chocolate.
^ Though that makes it kind of hard for the kid to sit on his lap.
Up on the house top reindeer pause
Vixen is sick and tired of coming in fourth!
Wassail, the verb: “drink plentiful amounts of alcohol and enjoy oneself with others in a noisy, lively way”. I’ve never had wassail, and of course have never imbibed and partied in a noisy, lively way. 
^ X-cuse me? (I just spit my ice tea all over one of the dogs) 
Oh, beg pardon…
Xmas is coming, the goose is getting…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You’re Still All I Want For Christmas
Zero chance of that, unless the missus’ burpo and pepperwinkle agree to let you adopt the puppy. :D:D
Alec Baldwin will definitely not be coming to our house for Christmas this year.
Bill O’Reilly probably won’t be coming to Chateau Pepperwinkle this Christmas either.
Comedians are always welcome at my house, whether it’s a holiday or not.
Dom DeLuise, Marty Feldman and George Carlin are on their way. Have some Braaains ready.