X-rated, this thread is not.
You’re right about that.
Zoo Zitta Ka** Z**ay, a roller-skate type of lacrosse and croquet.
All I want for Christmas is…
Books on New Testament Textual Criticism.
Cookies. Home-made, delicious, beautifully decorated - my daughter is a master of the Christmas cookie. 
[del]Daughter/mother cookie combo.[/del]
“Dawn of the Dead” on DVD
Egg nog, in quantity.
Fun with my wife and sons.
Good will to all.
Hoping for a White Christmas, which would be the second one of my life.
I hope to get to go caroling again.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells
A thousand miles away;
Blows his nose in Cheerios
And eats them ev’ry day! HEY!
Kringle Bells, Santa tells
Everyone he sees!
All the naughty boys and girls
Sitting on his knees! Ho!
Let’s see the Professor go caroling with THOSE in his repertoire!
Mistletoe and Madame P.
Quiet! “Oh the noise, noise, noise, noise, noise. There’s one thing I hate, all the noise, noise, noise, noise!” -The Grinch