Red and white Santa hats on our best friends.
Stille Nacht.
Trees covered in lights and ornaments
Ugly garish holiday sweaters - all the rage now.
Visit from St. Nicholas.
Wreath on the door
Xmas!
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir, and folks dressed up like Eskimoes. Everybody knows…
(Where did everybody go?)
Z
Everybody knows … a zylophone and some
Miztletoe help to make the zeazon bright
Tiny totz with their eyez all aglow
Will find it hard to zleep tonight …zzzzzz
…and I still didn’t get anything I wanted. 
Box of “Mister Sparkle”? WTH?
Complete box set of the romances of Nora Roberts???
Dust wand, telescoping?!?
Electric dog polisher?!?!?
Frosted fruitcake?!?!!?
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts?!!?
Hava Na-Gila monster?
Iron Supplements, Chocolate-Covered… phooey, I’d probably take 'em.
Jams and jellies of every description?
Keg…of Kool-Aid