Lead balloons.
Mangoes in heavy syrup.
Necrotic zombie sea monkeys
OMG, I actually have Sea Monkeys wrapped up right now. I still haven’t decided if I’m giving them away or keeping them for myself. I haven’t had Sea Monkeys since I was ten. 
Persimmons are a Sea Monkey’s favorite treat, aren’t they?
Quonset hut for my G.I. Joes?
Radioactive reindeer, they ALL glow in the dark, so 
to you Rudolph.
Stocking full of coal. 
Train de-railed. Property damage in the tens of dollars.
Ultimate Wrestling Smackdown XIV, now with 3-D cheesy violence.
Velcro-closing wallet or purse. Yikes, that SOUND every time you open it…
Walmart cash card?
X? I decide to get in on X?
You have to get really creative with X, justmeetee, and you are allowed to bend the rules, too. Welcome!
Zoo was probably all ready used in post 26 or 52 I’m guessing.
All right, campers. NEW THEME! If you could only take one thing on that deserted island, what would it be?
Beer. You were expecting something else?
Cincinnati, Ohio. I suppose it’ll have to be a large desert island.
Depressing city, but I did see Lonnie Mack there in '84.
Egg layers, either chickens or geese. The perfect food, and when they stop laying…the perfect food.