Really good hygiene.
Sexy as can be.
Takes only as much select-a-size paper towel from the roll as needed to complete the job.
Unusually large hands.
Vitally interested in current events.
Washboard abs.
Xenial manners.
Zero tolerance for sports threads.
Yes, he even forgives alphabetical errors!
Geez, I saw this in my email notification and thought y’all had been all the way through the alphabet again in just one day! 
And you expect what from a mutt?
Big bones?
Check.
Dogged determination?
Ear mites.
Flea powder-scented fur.
Generous amounts of loyalty
Ha! Where’s the cookies?
In my stomach, naturally. belch
Just a dog-gone minute!