Killer of spiders
Lover of the great outdoors
Mange
Nuts about squirrels
Open the door for me, please. I need to go out.
Puppies are overrated.
Quarantined for rabies
Rottweiler carnage.
Slobber, slobber, slobber, slobber, slobber.
Trash strewn everywhere.
Underwear right outta the hamper is tasty.
Veterinarian trips aren’t fun.
Well, I’M going to the vet to get tutored.
Xanth needed talking dogs, it seems everything else did…
Yelps, yips and yowls.
Zero tolerance for mailmen
Heheheh: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2a/48/de/2a48de5f1230b8bb5000768f7ceeb870.jpg
In play:
Able to hack up furballs almost hourly.
Bravely going where you never thought they could go.
Cripes, I’m busted. I’m a bad boy.
Deigns to NEVER admit guilt.