“Lancashire?” “No.”
“You haven’t asked me about Limburger, sir.”
My nipples explode with delight!
Nobody move. I’m Inspector Davis of Scotland Yard.
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Parrot. “It’s not dead. It’s resting.”
Queen Elizabeth, Pantomime
Remember… Always look on the bright side of life!
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
The Ministry of Silly Walks
Uh… right! Who wants to attack me with this banana?
Victor, St., the Martyrdom thereof
Wensleydale
Xcited, yes, very excited indeed, to be going through marriage counseling with my wife, that is, with Diedre.
Yessir, we have Camembert. It’s a bit runny… It’s probably more runny than you’d like it… Oh dear, the cat’s eaten it.
Zoot’s identical twin sister, Dingo, who is also quite fond of spankings, dressing up in frilly underthings and oral sex.
All righty, let’s play a popular forum game and describe the poster above you. Since there aren’t 26 of us, we should each end up with a complete personality profile. I’ll start with Mr. Z up there:
Adroit use of words I have to look up in the dictionary. 
Beauteous Washingtonian with a great sense of fun and an obviously large curiosity.
Charmer, and a huge…vocabulary!
Darts in and out of game threads, probably through holes in the space-time continuum.
Exceptionally witty.