False and Flat-out funny posts are standard fare.
Girls are GREAT! Outstanding Google-fu; can’t possibly keep up with her.
He’s hairy, hilariously hybrid, half-genius, half-ass, but never half-hearted.
I remain in awe of his professorial yet light-hearted postings, not to mention his mad Botticelli skillz.
Just a ranger from the north.
Kind of a contemplative guy, rotund and genial in my mind’s eye (if not in reality).
Lord of the courtroom, bestowing mercy and grace with one hand and stern justice with the other.
Master of the bon mot, and a bountiful resource for sesquipedalian and abstruse lexicon.
O Canada!
Never was that good at the alphabet. 
Perceptive pundit pleasingly plays with perspicacious paradigms.
This is true. :o
Quite pleasant when stroked the right way.
Regal Ranger runs from rascally rogue Roki (uh, Loki).
Scorched Earth everywhere from his blazing wit.
TUVWXYZ - I am officially ending this theme as it has stalled.
Anything goes…
But, but, but…but, but…but, but, but, but…but that’s unprecedented.
Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow;
they toil not, neither do they spin:
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Even if the house is on fire?