Long war-torn
Badly exploited by Belgium as colony
Rich in minerals
20 (as currently numbered on the Wiki page). France
Long war-torn
Badly exploited by Belgium as colony
Rich in minerals
20 (as currently numbered on the Wiki page). France
Great wine, shitty beer*
Eiffel Tower
Invented guillotine
21 Thailand
Thailand
Formerly called Siam,
Capital is Bangkok,
Has a large sex trade industry
The Queen reigns; the Prime Minister governs
London is an amazing capital city
Divided from the U.S. by a similar language
Looks like a women’s foot and lower leg
Sent lots of immigrants to the new world, despite having sweet fuck all as colonies in it.
Great Maritime tradition, as long as its safely within the Mediterranean.
24 South Africa.
South Africa
Locale of the Boer War,
Holds large reserves of diamonds and gold,
Had a racist “apartheid” system in place for decades
South Korea
South Korea:
Capital is Seoul
Hosted the 1988 Summer Olympics
Scene of historic amphibious Inchon landing during Korean War
27. Colombia
Was spelled Columbia when I was a kid, a center for the cocaine trade, used to own Panama.
Tanzania
Was formed by merger of former countries Tanganyika and Zanzibar
Was ruled for decades by socialist dictator Julius Nyrere
Largest city is Dar Es Salaam but capital was moved to Dodoma
Got a new King recently
Great food
Shameful record in colonial era
Historically, the “breadbasket” of the Russian empire
Capital is Kiev
Became independent nation in 1991
(Pssst: You’re supposed to name the next country).
Wiki has renumbered the list again, so the next is…
Big African country
Former British colony
Important archeological sites
Big African country
Former French colony
Known for the Casbah
Next country is 34. Poland
Sudan
35.Sudan
Home of King Christian X, who rode through streets daily during Nazi occupation
Birthplace of Lego toys
Home of Hans Christian Andersen and philosopher Soren Kirkegaard
But wait… #36 is Iraq.
36. Iraq
Former setting of the Babylonian empire
Capital is Baghdad
Currently controlled largely by ISIS
37. Ooooooo, Canadaaaaaa…
First country to recognize the United States as an independent nation.
Center of two pre-WWI diplomatic crises between France and Germany.
Site of Operation Torch in World War II.