Sonic Mania looks like classic Sonic The Hedgehog. And also like a game I would love to play. The reviews are good, and from what I hear it sounds like essentially another few hours of Sonic And Knuckles, which is definitely worth 20 bucks to me.
But I’m not going to buy it. I will seriously consider pirating it, however. Not due to lack of funds. But because the illegal version is a better game. Because SEGA, morons that they are, decided that in 2017, adding Denuvo Digital Rights Management software was a good idea. Because, you know, apparently selling your game on Steam isn’t enough protection from pirates, and for some reason it hasn’t gotten through to people in 2017 that DRM is a load of piss and wank.
See, the whole point of Denuvo is to prevent piracy. And yet, on the side, it also makes the game run worse. If the Denuvo servers are down for some reason when you go to activate your game, your game will not be allowed to start. If you aren’t online your game will not start. (This is a sensible requirement for an MMO or a multiplayer shooter, but this is fucking Sonic The Hedgehog!) And there are numerous reports of games just straight up running worse while Denuvo is active.
Meanwhile, it took a few days before the first cracks of Sonic Mania went up online. I learned about this game a week ago, and there’s already a crack up on a certain piracy site I won’t name with some 200 seeders. DRM has one job - stop people from pirating your games. And it can’t do that. It has literally never done that. Instead, it has given people a clear incentive to crack your game. We see the same pattern over and over and over and over again. And it never works. The only kind of DRM that actually prevents the game from being pirated is when connection to the server is part of the core functionality (like in games with a core focus on online multiplayer). Everything else exists solely as a hassle for paying customers and a boon for pirates who can actually offer a better version of your game for free.
So my reward for giving SEGA money is an objectively worse experience than if I just stole it. Not that I would know this if I didn’t pay attention to the news, as for some reason SEGA was quiet before release about the presence of shitty, game-worsening “fuck you paying customer” software.
Who, exactly, are the chucklefucks who keep thinking that this is a good idea? Who? Is there some kind of law that any Sonic The Hedgehog game has to have at least one terrible fucking design aspect built into it, so that when this game had actually good gameplay, they had to fuck up the business aspect of it? Not to mention that if you preordered the game, Steam currently won’t let you refund it, because you bought it more than two weeks ago - even if you try to refund it from the very moment you find out it invited this fucking cancer into your home computer. What is this bullshit? Who does that?