… when I found out that “The Legend of Bagger Vance” wasn’t about a mysterious grocery store check-out clerk.
…when I discovered that Euty wasn’t actually a lesbian woman. 
…when I discovered that there are actually Piggly-Wiggly stores.
…When I discovered that Nike makes something other than commercials.
…when I was told there are male lesbians. 
…when I found out that an “air guitar” was not a guitar you blew into to make it work.
when i found out I had the balls on the wrong end!
… when i found out that money does grow on trees. It’s paper!