Torn shirt or not, Kirk will pull some fantastic move in the end and flatten Chewbacca. And then get the hell out of there.
Red shirt vs. Storm Trooper in a “who dies first ?” contest.
The Storm Trooper will miss, but the Red Shirt will die anyway.
Data vs. CP3O at Scrabble.
Data spends more time thinking, while C3PO is too busy talking. So Data wins.
Sulu vs. Han Solo in a swim suit contest
I’ve seen Sulu shirtless (http://i.yomyomf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/19155934/Sulu_Fencing.jpg), and I haven’t seen Solo, so I guess my money’s on Sulu.
Dr. McCoy vs. Dr. Crusher in the 100-yard dash.
Sorry–WRONG>
Both are Star Trek.
Luke Skywalker & some Ewoks vs Captain Janeway & the Jamaican Bobsled Team, in a Bobsled Race.
D’oh! I did it too. Sorry.
Those Ewoks are good for nothin’. Janeway and the JBT FTW!
Dr. McCoy vs. the older Owen Lars in a grump-off.
Lars. Farming in the desert makes for a lot more grumpiness than being a doctor on a spaceship.
Darth Maul vs Gul Dukat in ice dancing.
Maul got Moves.
Wesley Crusher vs Jar-Jar…who is most annoying?
That is a tie.
Tess vs. Neelix in a chilli cook off.
This is a close one, but Jar-Jar barely pulls it out. He is the most annoying. (Though Scrappy would beat him)
Scotty vs. Han Solo in a drinking contest?
Tess vs. Neelix in chili cook off. I think it’s Neelix. More cooking experience.
Back to What Exit?'s post:
Scotty vs. Han Solo in a drinking contest?
Scotty, and Scotty in a walk, if it’s green.
Green Orion Slave Girls vs Green Twilek Slave girls–which is more popular at the Playboy Mansion, circa 1972?
Well, if they’re doing each other, the Twileks have those things on their heads…
Yoda vs Dathon (metaphor speaking creature), running for public office. Ya know, they have to give lots of speeches…
Force gives Yoda the advantage – strong influence on the weak-minded.
Garak vs Bail Organa in a debate on the minimum wage – Garak takes the pro-minimum wage view.
Garak. He excels at conversation.
Han Solo vs. Captain Kirk in a quick draw contest.
Gotta go with Han on that one.
The Horta vs Greedo–Fondant Cake Decorating Contest.
Horta, so long as the cake doesn’t have to be edible.
Queen Amidala v Dohlman Elas in a fashion walk off.
Amidala’s wardrobe and makeup options are vastly larger - she wins.
Governor Kor vs. Grand Moff Tarkin vie for the title of Most Ruthless Bureaucrat.
Point of order-we don’t know that.
Tarkin destroyed an entire planet. He “wins”.
Maz Kanata vs. Guinan, best advice giver.